No. I’m not looking into becoming a stalker.  I’ve had a few and they suck.

This link is an article written in Vice volume 12 issue 10 (about a year ago?) I was scanning through it today, and re-read this amazing piece…about a girl who decided to start stalking a guy and chronicle it for the magazine.  Granted she’s not a real stalker, and had to force herself to act crazy…but the events and the outcome are comedy.

“I thought I was going to puke for several hours after that call.  I had never threatened anyone before that, and it felt awful. Now I know how Courtney Love feels.”

Seriously.  It’s HILARIOUS. 

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