Me: Do you want me to read The Joy of Chemistry to you?
Jacob: No.
Me: But it's about atomsssss.
Jacob: I don't like chemistry.
Me: But it's so much funnnnn.
Jacob: How would you feel if I tried to read a book about coding to you.
Me: Not the same... coding is confusing.
Jacob: Chemistry is confusing.
Me: Chemistry makes life.
Jacob: Coding makes life.
Me: For robots... wait are you a robot?
Jacob: Maybe