Alex: ...Jesus was the original hipster. I mean he turned water to wine...Jesus HAD to know how to party.
Me: And with his long hair and beard! Original Hipster
Alex: Jesus is like the old school Steve Aoki
Me: Holy crap, you're so right. Jesus would've made a GREAT DJ!!!
Justin: Yea..."Hey Bartholomew, check out these new kick as records I got!"
