Dan: i have a present for you come visit me
me: you do?!?!
me: ... what kind of present
Dan: what do you mean what kind of present
me: i wanna know what it issss
Dan: well bianca
i'll keep the surprise to myself
me: is it a joker suit
Dan: almost... come to think of it
it would be appropriate with the suit
me: reallllyyyy
Dan: sure
me: ...would gambit from xmen use it as a weapon
Dan: well he could
but i don't remember him having done so
me: .... is it a motorcycle
Dan: no smaller
me: where did you get it?
STRING CHEESE!
Dan: the super in israel
ha not string cheese
but close in a weird way
me: crackers.
Dan: no cold
