1. They’re vapid.

2. Generally the peak of a model’s career is in their early 20’s, if that. Meaning, they’re underage and get into places based on their look alone. Meaning, they have the maturity level of a 12 year old.

3. They will never get over the Chelsea club scene no matter how much you tell them that the Lower East Side/East Village is more fun, less crowded by assholes, and you can actually carry a conversation.. .

them: “But… my friend has a table at this place.”

me: “Does your friend’s table supply jameson?” yea didn’t think so… back downtown…

4. You have to sit there and listen to them talk about how they were dating so and so model on so and so billboard, and “that bitch did it to piss [them] off”.

5. They interrupt you mid conversation to show you pictures from their portfolio on their iphone.

At any rate, yes they are good looking. And pretty fun to party with once you eventually convince them to go to LES/EV bars. Plus they can never fuck with you bc you can destroy them by doing any of the following (also known as destroying “the money maker”:

1) breaking their nose

2) slipping something they are allergic to in their food so they break out in hives

3) cut their hair off when you know fully well they’re trying to grow it out for a shoot in 2 weeks

i’m just sayin…