[also titled, If I Were a Sheep]
Roommate: ... and there are goats, and sheep, and-
Bianca: OMG SHEEP! I LOVE SHEEP. MY FRIENDS LOVE SHEEP. CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF THE SHEEP FOR ME?
Roommate: Actually, I could name a sheep after you. I have that authority.
Bianca: WHAT?! Please! And take a picture
Roommate: Actually, I think I know which one the Bianca sheep is.
Roommate: She gets out a lot. You can't keep her fenced in. Yep. That one's getting named Bianca.