me: i'm trying to hide... why do people keep talking to me and buying me drinks
brandt: you're wearing gigantic sunglasses and a sequin hoodie...
me: yea but the bug sunglasses hide my face and the sequins deflect
brandt: this is what they see. . . 1st gigantic sunglasses. 2nd the sequin hood. 3rd ooh cute girl. it doesn't really work
[i eventually ended up wearing brandt's grey hoodie... which worked only slighlty better...]
