Anonymous: me and my crush just pinky promised not to reschedule our next date any more. I thought you would relate.
Bianca: hahah amazing
Anonymous: of course we pinky-promised by imessage.
Bianca: of course
Anonymous: I would tweet about it but love is so off brand
Bianca: i'll [do] it
Anonymous: no tagging me! can't let my ho's find out about my bitches or vice versa