"Love is so off-brand"

  • Anonymous: me and my crush just pinky promised not to reschedule our next date any more. I thought you would relate.
  • Bianca: hahah amazing
  • Anonymous: of course we pinky-promised by imessage.
  • Bianca: of course
  • Anonymous: I would tweet about it but love is so off brand
  • Bianca: i'll [do] it
  • Anonymous: no tagging me! can't let my ho's find out about my bitches or vice versa