The Things I Wear: Hey Guys! Valentine’s Day is coming up!
also titled “Black… Like My Heart or Something”
What should you wear if you’re conflicted about the commercial holiday and luv n stuff- but are kind of into it… maybe a little? Black. …. with a sweetheart neckline!
It’s like, your outfit is saying… “Hi. I’m wearing black. I’m mourning the loss of my single self*…. BUT I’m kinda into hearts and stuff, and this sweetheart neckline looks like a heart and stuff. SO YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN ME THIS YEAR VALENTINE’S DAY… BUT I STILL GOT YOU (back and not in a good way) BECAUSE I AM WEARING BLACK. LIKE MY REAL HEART…. which actually exists and I can tell because of these feelings, but it’s black. Red is so overrated.”
Or something like that.
- Sweetheart neckline onesie by Samantha Pleet
#vdayfashion
*[or if you’re single you’re mourning the… disgusting couples that surround you, who don’t know any better than to be all vomit inducing in public… or just mourning…idk]