Me: Erik this is Steve, he's in Semi Precious Weapons.
Steve: Oh, are you the guy in that Hair Rocket band?
Me: No he's in Young Love, those guys are downstairs or something.
Erik: Why do you only hang out with people in bands?
Me: It's New York... everyone's in a band. And also, that's not true I ALSO hang out with people who make websites.
Steve: So your levels are bands then internet dudes?
Me: Same level... They're rockstars too but on a totally different plane.
