Having brunch on St. Marks.
Jess: I feel like all the gutter punks just look the same. It's so funny. It's almost like a style trend.
Me: yea it kind of is
Jess: you wanna be a gutter punk? You need camo shorts or pants, an oversized army backpack, a dog... preferrably a mutt, a girlfriend (who looks like she could be pretty if she took a shower but we want her to look a little dirty), piercings all over your face.... live in the park
Me: walk around St.Marks
Jess: oh and you have to say the word fuck a lot.
(Jess staring out the window)
Omg.. That guy working at that restaurant is hosing down that gutter punk with an actual hose.
Me: omg that's incredible
Greg: look that one has a cat on a leash...
Me: they couldn't find a dog.