me: my friend's friend is subletting her paris appartment! LETS GO
Jacob: lol
me: and live there in august
Jacob: lol for how long
me: for the month. of august. lets do it
Jacob: i cant leave for a month lol
me: Parisssss
me: oh wait... i need a new passport
Jacob: me too...
me: ok, let's just get new passports and try again another time